Love Poem - Leap Into My Arms
Leap, sweet darling,
into my trembling arms!
Explore my inner ear canal
with your thickly-coated tongue!
O darling! O darling!
Are you flatulating?
BAVOOM! BA BA BAVOOM!
Your after-scent is incredible!
I...I'm reeling from it!
I gag...I float...I dance!
Poem by ~ mildred foarskin
Submitted on : Jan 5, 2012
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