Funny Love Quotes & Funny Love Sayings

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  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

    Woody Allen
  • There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

    Melanie Clark
  • The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

    Woody Allen
  • You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

    Melanie Clark
  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

    Samuel Johnson
  • Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

    Joan Rivers
  • A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

    Helen Rowland
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

    Erma Bombeck
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