Funny Love Quotes & Funny Love Sayings

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  • Don't say we can live on love.
    That's how I missed breakfast.

    Some movie dialogue
  • Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.

    Anonymous
  • Do you have a bandaid? Because i just scramped my knee falling for you

    Anonymous
  • We are all a little weird and life's a little weird , and when we find someone whose weirdness is comapatible with ours , we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love

    someone
  • when i saw her the first time I thought i'm loosing myself... but wen I started loving her I felt i'm dead

    arun
  • love is like 'i am sorry'. U have to say it every time.

    glenna rice
  • Lets commit the perfect crime...i'll steal your heart, and you steal mine <3

    dorian wood
  • guys are like a deck of playing cards

    you need a diamond to marry him you need

    a club for when your tired of him

    spade to speed his ass up to move him out

    the door and you need and a something to

    make his dam ass come crawling back knowing your in charge

    Addison Blevins
  • me and my wife were happy for 20yrs.......then we met

    cyrus mena
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