Funny Love Quotes & Funny Love Sayings

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  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

    Samuel Johnson
  • Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

    Joan Rivers
  • A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

    Helen Rowland
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

    Erma Bombeck
  • Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!

    Sandra J. Dykes
  • Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.

    Iris Murdoch
  • It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

    George Bernard Shaw
  • The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

    George Bernard Shaw
  • Love is so much better when you are not married.

    Maria Callas
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