Funny Love Quotes & Funny Love Sayings

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  • Marriage is the death of hope.

    Woody Allen
  • One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

  • To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

    Woody Allen
  • I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

    Woody Allen
  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

    Woody Allen
  • There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

    Melanie Clark
  • The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

    Woody Allen
  • You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

    Melanie Clark
  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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