Funny Love Quotes & Funny Love Sayings

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Quote By- Woody Allen

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Quote By- Melanie Clark

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Quote By- Anonymous

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Quote By- Samuel Johnson

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Quote By- Joan Rivers

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

Quote By- Helen Rowland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Quote By- Erma Bombeck

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!

Quote By- Sandra J. Dykes

Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.

Quote By- Iris Murdoch

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Quote By- George Bernard Shaw